The King of New York Spreads STD
Derek Jeter has a lot going for him. He’s the captain of the New York Yankees, he makes a ton of money, and he has the whole city of New York under his thumb. But this guy’s more than just a bat and a few balls. His stats go well beyond the field as he’s 5 for 5 in scoring a homerun with Hollywood’s finest sets of T&A.
But there’s a little thing called karma, which can be a bitch at times. As for Derek Jeter, being the luckiest thing on two legs has its drawbacks especially when all that goes around comes around. Now he’s got more to worry about than just spreading the love since, apparently, he’s spreading something else too.
Jessica Alba is his latest victim to come out of the woodwork, and, as sources show, she’s still struggling with herpes which she got from The King of New York. “
Our source who worked for one of their camps, had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter.”
Courtesy of Jezebel.com and Holycandy.com here’s an exhaustive and well researched chart which traces Jeter’s infestation.
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